AttackedAgain.

I would rather give birth...I would rather squeeze a human out of my fucking vagina...then have a bee sting my finger.  FUCK.

I get out of the car and am innocently walking up the steps....and bam...I'm fucking attacked by a bee.  It literally knocked me out of commision for the rest of the day.  I don't think I have ever in my life experienced that kind of pain.  It burned for 3 hours (burned...like a burn...like when you accidentally touch the racks in the oven), with NO relief at all...finally...it stopped throbbing and burning so much...now it just feels like it got slammed with a hammer.  Unless I touch it of course.  Or bend it.  Even typing gives it a little pinge.  But if I bend too much or touch, it burns and throbs so bad it's not even funny. 

Magnum's looking at me like I'm a moron or a big sissy.  But you know what dude...unless you've had menstral cramps or squeezed a human out of your dick, you can't judge me. 

I have to quit typing now because my finger's starting to throb.