Girls.

I am a "member" of a dating website.  Although, I'm not really dating, it's kinda fun to see what's out there. 

Except, are there any regular, normal people in the world?  And are any of them on dating websites?  And if I think they are all odd, then does that mean I too, am odd?

What about girls with hair that isn't blue or purple?  What about girls who clean house and watch Entertainment Tonight on the regular?  What about a girl or two who doesn't say she's wacky or crazy in her opening sentence?  I just want a normal, I can bake bread, and load the dishwasher at the same time, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up but I'm taking classes at the local community college even though I'm 30 something years old, girl.  Where are they?