DB.

I came here and started writing a blog asking for advice on a certain topic, but I deleted that and just decided to bitch instead.

If you have a job, you expect to be paid on fucking pay day.  I have a job, offering you a service, then I fucking expect you to fucking pay me on fucking friday.  Got it?  Goddammit.  I shouldn't have to fucking hunt you down on a Saturday morning to get my money.

O, but wait, I haven't hunted you down yet because apparently you are unreachable.  I'll bet I won't hear from you until after noon because that's when the bank closes so I won't be able to cash the check until Monday...you fucking douche bag.

Ok, I feel better now.  Thanks for listening.