Thursday, June 9, 2011

WAP.

When did I become this whiny angry person? 

Here's my bitch for today.

I'm at this conference.  Magnum came with me, which means that JDRW is also here.  Fine.  The trip itself was ok.  Other than some impatience from Magnum regarding JDRW and a crabby attitude from time to time from JDRW, it was a fine trip.

And, the hotel is beautiful.  But, literally, as soon as we get into our room, Magnum settles himself on a bed, turns on his man shows, and that was that.  JDRW settles in the other part of the suite, with the other tv tuned to the Disney Channel.  I decide I want to go walk around and see the hotel a little.  Magnum is so engrossed in his fucking tv, that he's not going to come with us.  So, I make a big production as I'm leaving, and after JDRW and I walk out, Magnum follows about 15 seconds later.  With an attitude.  Which brings me back to, why do I even want him to do anything with me?

Anyway, long story longer, my night consisted of man shows.  At one point, right in the middle of a show that had him completely engrossed, he says, "Wanna watch something else?" and hands me the remote.  Knowing full well that I wouldn't change it.

So, I decide to sleep.  It's 11:30pm, time for sleep.  I can sleep with the tv on.  It soothes me somehow.  But the talking to the tv as I'm trying to sleep...not so much.  I fell asleep and was woken up again by talk to the tv at least 5 times.  Then there were 2 incidents of his phone making some outrageous bleep noise.  Then, talking in his sleep.  Then the snoring.  So at this point, I'm like fuck it, I'll just go out to the other area and sleep on the couch.  HA.  The neighbors are loud assholes.  They are slamming doors.  I finally doze off, and a fucking dick walks up to the door next door and loudly says LINDA?  Wakes me up.  The door next door slams.   So, finally at about 1am I just gave up on sleeping and decided to read.  Of course, when I went back to the bedroom to retrieve my computer, Magnum wakes up.  I walk out of the bedroom, and a few seconds later he pokes his sleepy crabby head out of the bedroom door and gives me a look like, WTF? 

I'm really pretty pissed right now.  This is MY event.  I should be relaxed, chillin', just enjoying my nice hotel room, cool airconditioning, no dirty dishes or cleaning to do.  Instead, I'm here, at 2:27am, whining about the injustice of man shows and noisy neighbors.

Fuckers.

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