I never use FML. I think it's a stupid term because I should, we all should, be happy that we have a life. Especially those of us who are healthy, and not hungry, and have people who love us.
Today, is the first FML day I've had...in years.
I have to go to the dentist. I don't want to. I want to cancel right now. But then I'll be one of those people who cancel at the last minute. And, I should probably keep the appointment because I've had it booked for about 3 months. But my mood is so shitty right now...that I hate the thought of going to the fucking dentist.
I have no control over money. Maybe now that Magnum is doing better, I can talk to him about it.
I feel like absolute crap. I'm such a downer. Maybe I need drugs. Happy pills. But in the end, the side effects usually outweigh the benefits...so it's a fucked up situation.
I realized this morning that I have never, in my entire life, since I've been aware of commerce, not been worried or stressed by money. The stupidest part is, no matter how much or how little I have, I'm still fucking stressed.
And, that's all the whining I have for you this morning folks...as I'm expected to arrive at the dentist in 45 minutes. Is it too late to cancel?
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Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother in law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML
And the last one:
Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML
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