Warning.

So, if you don't want to hear gorey bloody penis details, don't read any farther...I'm warning you...

Turn back now...

Ok...fine...

So, I went to see my gyn doctor this morning (who is very charming) and he said my uterus is all good. But my husband's big cock is smashing against my cervix when we engage in intercourse, thus causing some bleeding. It's not a health issue, just a well endowed issue.

Ha.

I warned you.

The best part was when he says, "So, how much blood are we talking about?" and I smiled at him, probably mischeviously, and said, "Depends on the activity."

Of course, right after I said that he told me to take my pants off...hehe.

If nothing else, I make myself laugh. :)