Getjors.

I love it when people get "theirs". 

For instance, someone who was a client of mine, who never got sick, leaves me to go to a different company, and is now sick all of the time.  I mean, I'm not happy that they are sick, I'm just happy that they were kinda snobby about leaving (like the new place was going to be sooo much better) and pretty much they've been sick ever sense.

Another example is of someone who thinks they are all that.  Loud mouth cocky thinks she's the shit, and in front of a room of hundreds, she gets "told".  You'd think the first time it happened she'd have gotten a clue, but no...she opened her big stupid mouth and got told again.  It was awesome.

And, there was a third example...but it escapes me now.   I'll just comment myself when I remember.  :)