Comedy.

Haha...my irritation is funny sometimes.  Magnum called and dared to ask why I was crabby.  And this is what I said:  "Well, for starters I can't get the lemonade jar open, and the sprayer on the kitchen sink won't stop spraying and your fucking dog keeps eating the garbage and I'm tired of cleaning it up."  Ha.  It was like a bad comedy in the house. 

And, silly silly me drank diet soda last week and I know I'm allergic to the sweetner, but I thought I'd just try it...yeah...now I'm paying for it because my legs and my hips and my knees are killing me.  What a moron. 

But, let me make my day better by adding some happy thoughts to this blog.  How bout a top ten list? 

Top 10 Things To Be Happy About
1.)  Memorial Day Weekend is coming up and I have 4 days off.  Whoot.
2.)  Summer might be here soon?
3.)  My bed.  I love my bed.
4.)  Not matching stuff.  Like sheets.  I love it when my sheets don't match and my pillow cases don't match.  Or silverware.  Or dishes in general.  I love unmatching. 
5.)  Potential of a new job.  I emailed the man my resume.  I made it clear that I have zero experience in his field  but that I am willing to work like a dog to learn.  I mean, if he wasn't interested, he just would have told me he wasn't interested.  Instead he had me send my resume, and when the program I used wouldn't let him open it, he called and I resent.  So, there's interest.  And I'm sooooo excited.
6.)  Fresh pineapple.  For real.  I've had canned pineapple, and even pineapple that's cored and peeled and sold as fresh...but I've recently been introduced to fresh pineapple...and omg.   It's my fav now.
7.)  School shopping...granted, it won't be for a couple months, but it is going to be so fun to shop for JDRW. 
8.)  Etsy.  I wasn't gonna put this because I'm a little stressed about it...but just today.  I love the idea, and the concept.  We'll see how it works out and go from there.
9.)  It's almost county fair season.  Whoot.
10.)  Ney might be here to visit in a few weeks.  (This is a happy thing, but also sad because she now says she may not get to.  I really hope she does tho.)

Yeah, not the greatest list in the world...but it works.