Seatputterdowners.

Why do men have to put the toilet seat down?  I hear this arguement all of the time.  Do people really need to ponder this?

You put the seat down, because you are the one who put it up, dumbass.  Women could pretty much go their whole lives without ever needing to touch the toiletseat.  Maybe if you weren't such disgusting little pigs who could actually squirt that tiny little stream of urine into that huge hole in the floor that is the toilet, there would be no need for a constant seat up/seat down debating.  (Note:  We women can grow a human in our bodies and then squeeze them out through our vaginas.  The Least you could do is not pee on the seat.  We all know you aren't capable of that...so the other option is to put the seat up, pee, put the seat down.  Not Rocket Science.)

My boys are all perfect little seatputterdowners, so this blog is in no way related to them. 

I guess tho, if a man has to be told to put down the seat...and then we have to explain to that man Why he has to put down the seat...his bad bathroom etiquette isn't his only issue.