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Random Things That Are Currently In My Pockets:

LEFT POCKET:
A fat green crayon
Cherry Chapstick
A black shiny rectangular rock
A small hoop earring
Six Pennies
Three Quarters
Four Dimes
A Nickel
A screw
A bubble packaged ibuprofen/pseudoephedrine tablet
An orange catseye marble

RIGHT POCKET:
A brown marker
Shimmer Chapstick
Ten Twenty Dollar Bills
A Green Marble
A brown stretched out pony tail holder
A hundred dollar bill
Two 5 dollar bills
A house key that isn't mine
A penny
A quarter
A pink pony tail holder

I find all of this quite funny.